Jafflechutes

Bread encased molten cheese treats that fall direct from the sky into your hands. Melbourne's first, only and best pop-up float-down Toasted sandwich delivery service.
What is a jafflechute? A jafflechute is a jaffle (delicious) attached to a parachute (soft landing). We're Melbourne's first float-down eatery. Float-down eatery - is that a thing? It wasn't, but it is now. We're the first
Who are Jafflechutes? Are you a company? We're just people selling jafflechutes. We like cheese and David Bowie and k-pop. How do I get a jafflechute? Pay on PayPal, select a time between 10PM and midnight, stand on the 'X' marked outside 349 Flinders Lane at that time and await your jaffle to appear in the sky. Is this a joke? No. Do you do events? Children's parties? We'd consider it. What if my jafflechute gets caught in a tree? You'll probably get another. We don't recommend trying to get it back. But I used to climb trees all the time when I was a kid. You're not a kid anymore. We'll give you another jaffle. Have you ever lost a jafflechute in a tree? We lost a 'test' jafflechute - a Murakami novel. That seems appropriate. That's what we said. Has anyone ever been injured by a falling jafflechute? Don't climb the tree. Why not jafflecopters? Too many moving parts. Can I get other foods delivered to me via parachute? Not from us, but we've read about a beer delivery drone in South Africa and a burrito bomber that some crazy kids in America made. We only do jaffles.