EMO NEVER SLEEPS: VALENTINE'S DAY 💔 EMO NEVER SLEEPS: VALENTINE'S DAY 💔

swipe... swipe... match... no reply... swipe... close app... and repeat.

idk about you but i can't swipe past another man holding fish or pineapple on pizza debate. i can't deal with the fitzroy garage party normies. put the facetune down and join us in the real world. we want hot emos that will walk down the aisle to ADTR or BMTH. so we're doing something about it this valentine's day.

its tough out there so come meet someone irl at our infamous traffic light party.

it's the hottest night on the calendar and we've got some eligible emo singles looking for looooooove. we've also got people in very happy healthy relationships looking to party and do shots. it's called date night, look it up. some people who are down for anything. we listen, we don't judge.

whether you're looking for girls, gays, theys, femmes, thems or mens... you'll find them inside our doors. look hot. find love. get married? who knows.

as usual we've got melbourne's hottest DJs playing emo and metal bangers all night long... maybe a special love song dedication set... maybe some acoustic... maybe some special guests... maybe sad cells vibes... maybe some suprises... i've said too much.

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traffic light party

grab your badge at the door and tell us what you're looking for 👀

🔴 red = taken! sounds like still into you by paramore

🟡 yellow = ...ask me! sounds like complicated by avril lavigne

🟢 green = single and ready to mingle! sounds like rock show by blink 182

emo tinder

get snapped on our official @emoneversleeps Instagram with your tag and what you're looking for. keep your DMs open for luuurrrrvvvvveeeeeeee.

free photobooth

kiss your friends. kiss a stranger. get consent and take pics to show your grandkids.

valentines day props and more fun stuff that we can't tell you about on the internet.

sugar, we're going down

sad about being single? well sugar, we've got broken hearted cupcakes and zooper doopers to keep you going all night. can't be sad if you have a cupcake. it's science.

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💀⚡ WHAT'S OUR DEAL? ⚡💀

emo never sleeps is an accessible and accepting alternative club run by a team of emos.

we have over 10 years in alternative events and decided to never grow up and throw parties for a living. we reside at the iconic royal melbourne hotel right next to southern cross station, which is a 250 year old heritage listed jail. with 4 rooms, 5 bars, the biggest courtyard in melbourne and real life jail cells - why be anywhere else?

main room: big emo heaters (and free photobooth)

the cells: metal and bleghs (and cloakroom)

upstairs: party room (and couches)

we're only a short stumble to the first train home and the ever regretful 4am hungry jacks. we have security that have worked in alternative and queer spaces and a team that care. we wanna keep you safe and help you find the community you've been looking for.

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see u in smokers xoxo